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ThinkGeek - Plush Kitten Bouquet 2.0

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We've never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if you think about it. We'd much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a kindle of kittens. (That's right. Cats had the word before Jeff Bezos.

This Plush Kitten Bouquet comes with 9 "longstem" cats: three orange tabbies, three grey tabbies, and three black and white kittens. That's a total of 81 lives between them! The kittens are attached to their "stems" (wooden dowels) by the back of their collars and are easily removed. We're guessing these little guys are between 8 and 9 weeks, because most of them still have bright blue eyes. They never pee outside the litterbox, and they don't leave fur on everything. Plus, this bouquet is guaranteed to be 100% less squirmy and squeaky than actual kittens. 

Bonus tip for actual cat owners:

  • Step 1. Remove kittens from "stems." Put in a safe place, away from pets.
  • Step 1a. Attach ribbons to "stems." You now have 9 new cat toys!
  • Step 2. ????
  • Step 3. Pawfit. 

Product Details:

  • A ThinkGeek creation
  • Roses die; give the gift of snuggly kittens! 
  • Bouquet of 9 tiny plush kittens in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting 
  • 3 orange tabby, 3 grey tabby, and 3 black & white
  • That's 81 total lives! 
  • Each kitten is on a "stem" which can be detached
  • Bouquet is wrapped in white and blue crepe paper with a silver bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester exterior with 100% cotton fill
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent 
  • Kitten Dimensions: 4 1/2" tall, 3 1/2" wide, 5" nose to tail; Bouquet c. 16" wide x 24" tall 
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 18" x 9" x 3"
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • For ages 3+